
Times Square on a sunny afternoon - Quintessentially New York
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tb4fp0gXfA&feature=related
Meet my favourite new dance piece - Spitfire by Matthew Bourne, one of his earlier works, before he became choreographer du jour. This shows why - it's clever, funny, original, still beautiful. It's strong on 3 stalwarts of MB's choreo - gender reversal, ballet-based jokes (playing with standard classical ballet positions and movements) and the ironic objectification of men/male form.
Also meet my new best friend


Awwwww look at the puppy! So, yesterday I was walking up 9th Avenue with Joe when we passed a pet shop with a window of puppies who were all sleeping in a heap...so very cute. So of course I had to go in and visit them, and there were loads more. Really sad, all in little glass fronted cages. Like they were in a mental institution of something, everything white and sterile. So I spent some time talking to all of them, and then I asked if I could get this one out and play with him. He is a shih tzu crossed with something I forgot and is extremely lovely, really playful/mental and veeeery soft. I hope I brightened his day by setting him free for half an hour and giving him cuddles - if it had been within my power I would've bought the whole shopload (but they cost $300 each).

In other news. US courts today ruled in favour of the church groups who picket the funerals of soldiers. Someone read me some of the signs they have - 'You're going to hell' 'Thank god you're dead' etc.
Right. So according to Christianity, it's ok to increase the pain and grief of mourners at a funeral by screaming abuse at the ones they've lost?
Actually not that's unfair. It's not Christianity's fault at all - it's the fault of the ignorant, uninformed wankers who use religion as an excuse for their own prejudice and lack of education. Which is unfair because it gives others a bad name, people who want to practice Christianity but they want to do it in a calm, peaceful manner, who may have opinions but know when to keep them to themselves. I can't believe there is scum on this earth who would do that. What if it was someone they loved being buried, and people stood round the edges of the funeral shouting that they are happy the person is dead? Whatever you believe, however you feel about war and soldiers and whatever - what happened to empathy? Humanity? Understanding? Common human f***ing courtesy?
One argument I was presented with was 'but what about free speech?' WHAT!!! Free speech is fine, hate speech is not. There is a time and a place for free speech, a funeral is not it. I could stand on the street screaming racial slurs on grounds of free speech, I'd get arrested, non? So why should they be allowed to use free speech as their get out of jail free card to disrespect the dead. It's really made me furious. I want to find who these disgusting people are that do this terrible thing, and beat sense into them with their placards. One of the worst bits is that the court ruling was 8-1 in favour. 8-1!!! What kind of idiots are in charge here?
I was told that there are apparently Hell's Angels-esque groups of bikers who turn up the funerals of soldiers on their motorbikes and form a protective circle around the funeral, blocking out the deranged picketers. And they do this free of charge, if you call them. Which I think is quite heart-warming. But still. Doesn't solve the issue of fundamentalist 'religious' groups. Again though, my point about how they aren't religious, not really. There's a book called 'Does my head look big in this?' a story about a teenage Muslim girl in Australia who is growing up nd facing issues in which her religion and it's demands clash with modern Australian teenagerhood. And while it's a novel for teenage girls, it actually deals very intelligently with the religious aspects. For example, when the protagonist's friend is essentially held captive by her mother because she's a girl and 'Islam says so', the protagonist observes that actually, the Koran has no mention of girls being treated in the way her friend is treated. The mother just comes from a narrow-minded culture in a small village in an Arab country, and has learned the villages' beliefs, not the true Islamic ones. But she passes them off as her religion to give her an excuse to do whatever she wants. There is too much of this now. In any religion you care to look, it's occurring. It really makes me a bit sick. Fundamentally, we are all people. Fecking HUMAN BEINGS PEOPLE, LOOK AROUND YOU. It's simple - someone suffers, you help. Whatever you believe, I'm pretty sure Jesus, Allah, Buddha, Jehovah, Jah, Vishnu and the Gurus are all banging their head agaisnt the wall of Heaven/Paradise/Nirvana and going 'NO NO NO, that's NOT how you're supposed to do it! You've completely misinterpreted our instructions!'
Gads.
A brighter note - Friday was my one-month Loftstelversary. So with great pomp and splendour we (Kait, Joe, myself and our new roommate Kiki who is - get this - from Chichester! YAAAY Engerlaaand Engleraaand, more to the point South of England!) headed out to The Olive Branch in the West Village, for some deeelish Meditarranean food. Except for Kait's nachos, not remotely mediatarranean but very tasty-looking. We then headed to famed jazz club Fat Cat to take in some bosa nova and schmooze with our fellow Loftstelites who were already there. Well, it was cool once we were in, very big, the band tuning up...for about 10 minutes. It all went a bit wrong when me and Kait got kicked out for underage drinking. We hadn't even got to the end of one half pint beer between us when a man with an earpiece appeared at her shoulder saying into his walkie-talkie 'I have one and two.' And then, to us - 'You're gonna have to come with me ladies'
Like the mob or something! We passed 2 more guys on the way out all communicating with their earpieces and walkie talkies and goodness knows what else...very efficient! So that was that. Back to Loftstel! I'm really glad we did this in the end because I got to try out my very special Loftstelversary treat.
Now, if you've ever seen an American teen movie, you've seen them having a house party (where the house is gigantic, the parents are out, the guests are glamorous and the neighbours don't notice the noise). At said party, there will be beer kegs, there will be punch. The receptacles out of which these beverages are enjoyed are big red cups. These red cups now have a small cult following among the British yoof, since our house parties are more like this: bring your own whatever, possibly some booze/soft drinks/snacks will be provided but maybe not, someone ends up drinking neat vodka from the bottle, that same person then cries/throws up/both, maybe there will be plastic cups provided, maybe not - if not, grab a mug cos they will go fast. We all look a mess when we arrive and more of one when we leave, and the house/garden is decimated. But we have fun! Still. The red cups are a symbol of the vast crater that lies between the English and the Stateside house party. I tried explaining this to the USA natives that live here but they weren't having any of it - mostly they thought it was funny. Luckily I am backed by fellow Euros Wave and Kiki. And so....dada da daaaaaa

My American dream is complete! Yaaaaaaaay.
That was Friday. Saturday was quiet until the evening when I went exploring in Tribeca/attempting to get lost. It's a testament to how well I've got to know Manhattan - I couldn't get lost! Damn, must go further downtown next time. Then had a really tasty pastrami sandwich - as someone said 'those Italians really know how to treat a pig'.
Sunday was spent pretty much entirely on the roof in the wind and sunshine. Well, about 4 hours anyway. Lovely lovely. Then in the evening it was a house Oscars marathon - we watched from 6pm, when the arrivals started. Then the red carpet, then the ceremony. (I had to break halfway through to cook and eat pasta). It was entertaining in that schmaltzy 'it's the Oscars, be entertained' way, though nothing spectacular. Best bit of course - Colin Firth winning Best Actor, and his speech was really good too. The best speeches tend to be given by the crew-type people or design, behind the scenes people. The actors who recieve awards tend to just sound luvvy and media trained. When it's coming from the sound designer who isn't a glitzy star he's just a regular guy with a lot of skill at his job, the speech is often more heartfelt. But Mr. Firths was great. I love him!
And then there was wandering, puppies, food, fire escape, lots of other lovely things...and today there may be flexibility class, depending on the old knees. Which are ok today but I never know - they have developed random pain spasms, right in the front of my kneecaps or just on the inside of my kneecaps. Bizarre/annoying/ow. Also a bloody mosquito bit me. Grr.......time for beans on toast, that's right, beans on English muffin toast no less. Rule Britannia!
Peace and lovexxxxxxxxxxx